Oct 25 2008
Guilty as Charged!
With heat lights blaring down on my forehead and the police officer grilling me, probing for answers, I lower my head in shame. ANSWER THE QUESTION! ANSWER THE QUESTION! With sweat pouring down my brow and the butterflies growing in my stomache I break: Okay, Alright! I can’t deny it any longer. I admit it! I WATCH THE HILLS. I am not proud of it. I have tried to fight it. I don’t want to love it, but I do. I love Lauren Conrad. I think she is a great person and deserves every ounce of good fortune that comes her way. I identify with her. I know how it feels to deal with people who just don’t get that you have their best interest at heart. I want to see Lauren find true love for herself. I know the storylines are scripted–I know scenarios are set up but God help me I still love the stupid show. Whoever “isn’t” writing the script is keeping me glued to television. I love to hate Spencer and Heidi. I would love to see someone walk straight up to Spencer and punch him in his smirky face. I would love to see someone hold him down and take a buzzer and shave that poor excuse for a beard. Yes, I was there Monday night–I was watching THE HILLS. And I AM ASHAMED!
